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Bureau of Liminal Affairs

A permit to wander, issued for the territory you are standing in.

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What it does

The sites are real, drawn from the public map, and so is the walk. A permit is not legally required to drift; the Bureau issues them anyway, on the grounds that a document makes a feeling official.

Public Notice 12-A — Concerning the Bureau

The Bureau of Liminal Affairs was established in 1972, by an administrative error that no one has had the heart to correct. Its mandate is the registration, survey and quiet stewardship of the places in between: the corridor, the underpass, the laundromat at the hour when the dryers outnumber the customers.

Post conspicuously

Directives

Every stop carries two: one for getting there, one for once you have arrived. There are several dozen, no permit repeats itself, and you are told what they are when the permit is stamped and not before.

Form DRT-4(b) — Specimen pair

  • Walk as if returning, not arriving.
  • Locate the hum. Every site has one. Do not name it.

Classification of sites — Schedule L

A

Transit void

Stations, platforms, rest areas — built for leaving.

B

Retail afterlife

Coin laundries, vending machines, filling stations, the last payphone.

C

Temporary accommodation

Motels and hotels; rooms that hold no grudges.

D

Infrastructure, unwitnessed

Substations, water towers, parking structures after eight.

E

Formerly in service

The disused, the abandoned, the still-standing.

F

Threshold

Underpasses, footbridges — neither bank, only crossing.

Staff directory
Clerk of ThresholdsSignature on file
Registrar of Vanishing PlacesVacant since 1987
Keeper of the Last PayphoneAbsorbed by the payphone
Director of WistfulnessEveryone, on a rotating basis
Atmospheric LiaisonThe weather itself, by arrangement

Denials

An application is declined when the surveyed area returns too few registered in-between places. The applicant is then advised to widen the radius of wander, or to apply from somewhere slightly worse.

Record
Room100B (Basement)
PremisesNone. The Bureau is the hallway.
Established1972
Approval no.51-0042
PlatformiPhone · iOS 26.2 or later
LocationWhen in use, or type a place name instead
SourcesOpenStreetMap, Apple Maps, Apple Weather, Wikipedia
Case filesKept on the device
StatusIn preparation

Motto: omnia loca intermedia — every place is between.